Do want to read a funny joke?

A Russian, a Texan, and a New Yorker went into a restaurant. The waiter came to their table and said , "Excuse me gentlemen, but I wouldn't order the steak as we have a shortage." In response, the Russian asked, "What's a steak?". The Texan asked, "What's a shortage?", and the New Yorker asked, "What's excuse me?"